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Jul 4, 2011 22:25:52 GMT 10
Post by abramowing on Jul 4, 2011 22:25:52 GMT 10
Helicopter pilot flying over the pakistani floods, says to his mate, that reminds me I've got to buy cocoa pops on the way home.
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Jul 4, 2011 22:26:29 GMT 10
Post by abramowing on Jul 4, 2011 22:26:29 GMT 10
I failed my Australian biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells.
Apparently
aboriginals and Lebanese rapists is not the correct answer.
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Jul 4, 2011 22:27:21 GMT 10
Post by abramowing on Jul 4, 2011 22:27:21 GMT 10
I was so depressed last night , thinking about the economy, the wars, jobs, savings, social security, retirement funds, etc. that I called the Suicide Hot Line.
Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.
Told them I was suicidal......
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
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Jul 4, 2011 22:28:09 GMT 10
Post by abramowing on Jul 4, 2011 22:28:09 GMT 10
Wots black and white and fights on a beach?
A maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head.
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Jul 4, 2011 22:28:45 GMT 10
Post by abramowing on Jul 4, 2011 22:28:45 GMT 10
Guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says , 'Male or female?'
Customer says , 'Female.'
Counter guy asks , 'Black or white?
Customer says , 'White.'
Counter guy asks , 'Christian or Muslim?'
Customer says , 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'
Counter guy says , 'The Muslim one blows itself up.'
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Aug 19, 2011 19:33:17 GMT 10
Post by abramowing on Aug 19, 2011 19:33:17 GMT 10
Earlier on today I saw an African kid eating grass by the side of the road. I stopped & said, "don't eat that, come to my place with me". The child replied, " I have three brothers & a sister, can they come too"? I replied, "don't be stupid, I've only got a small lawn".
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Jun 10, 2012 18:26:11 GMT 10
Post by admin on Jun 10, 2012 18:26:11 GMT 10
What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?
A bisexual built for 2.
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Jun 16, 2012 19:16:38 GMT 10
Post by admin on Jun 16, 2012 19:16:38 GMT 10
KFC NEW MENU Attachments:
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Jun 27, 2012 22:45:26 GMT 10
Post by adrian on Jun 27, 2012 22:45:26 GMT 10
YES our pm is a joke all right so is that stupid fat gold digging slut gina rinehart.
lets sack aussies on one side of the country and bring in imigrants to work the other.
AUSTRALIA THE JOKE IS ON YOU
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